I was just having a nice bedtime walk with my dog outside my apartment. I’m an old lady in PJ’s and my dog is a three-legged phobic who is literally scared of shadows, but it’s pretty safe here. Quiet night, no breeze. Then Batman comes around the corner on a bicycle.
Batman.
I scream a little and we book it back to the apartment, Peggy scrabbling in horror against her leash and me going “what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck…” while silent Batman rolls slowly down the path behind us…I sort of freeze for a sec at my door and look over at him…he gives us this rather solemn nod of acknowledgement and sails slowly past, no sound but the tik tik tik of bicycle wheels…
What the fuck just happened?! ???
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